Holy shit.

24 May

What a fucking nightmare.

I’m back. I think.

My damned domain host got hijacked earlier today thusly resulted in the temp closing of the blog.  It caused more fucking hysteria than the damned rapture.  You would have thought I was murdering people’s unborn children and all the fish in the Salton Sea were going belly up.  What really chapped my ass is that out of the now 29 messages I received on the subject I can count on ONE hand (and have fingers) left over, the number of people who were actually concerned about ME.  The other 20+ were shitty ass, self serving, poor me, guess I will go eat some worms because it’s all about me and the sun only shines out of my ass so fuck you for not letting me see your blog because you hate me.  I should have just left that shit like it was and let you get spammed into oblivion.  With a fence post.  Up the ass.  Without lube.  Really, people???  REALLY?

TOTALLY put this whole blogging “community” horseshit into perspective.

But, If ANY of you get ANYthing weird – and I mean weirder than my usual – from this account, PLEASE let me know immediately.

Fat Bitch Lesbian Porn is NOT coming from me.

Nor are pleas to join Ask & Tail Goat Fuckers Anon.

Or anything else.

Fucking internet.


13 Responses to “Holy shit.”

  1. Heather Reese May 24, 2011 at 12:28 am #

    Ugh! That would suck!

  2. MicaelChadwick.com May 24, 2011 at 12:34 am #

    OMG, Heather you have NO idea.

    I have 13 blogs routed through that account – AND my gmail – and my own domain email. It all bit the weenie.


  3. MicaelChadwick.com May 24, 2011 at 12:35 am #

    And then almost 30 messages proclaiming their bootyhurtedness!!!

  4. Mustang Sally May 24, 2011 at 3:00 am #

    Oh my, I hope you didn't lose anything … well except your patience, but who wouldn't? Glad you're back.

  5. mel May 24, 2011 at 6:14 am #

    good lawd…i switch off for the day and come back to panic and chaos and omigodwhatishedoing?!?!?!

    glad it wasn't a burrow-bunker job though…*phew*

    relieved beyond measure it was just the toss-pot internet gremlins…


  6. Lolamouse May 24, 2011 at 6:21 am #

    Oh dear. I joined that Goat Fuckers group because I thought it was from you and I do everything you say. And I was seriously enjoying the Fat Bitch Lesbian Porn with my morning coffee. So sick of the comics. Seriously, nothing amiss here, but I'm glad you got things back to normal (relatively speaking) on your end. Some folks will throw themselves a pity party for anything.

  7. becca May 24, 2011 at 7:29 am #

    glad things are worked out and you were correct in your statement that i do not want to be in front and get caught in the crossfire i may ne crazy but i'm not stupid. I'll be the chick behind you screaming for your victory. 🙂 anyways glad your back now on to world domination.

  8. Katsidhe May 24, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    You have the lure of the Kavorka(sp)! We have a few mutual friends, and while they didn't mention names, I somehow knew it was you to whom they were referring when they talked about a blog closing. You seriously have some mad effect on people, Rabbit! And I don't meant that in any kind of derogatory way, I just amazed by it!

    I was bummed when I saw that your blog was locked, too, but since we don't really know each other, I didn't feel it was my place to butthurt at you. 😉 I'm glad that everything is cool with you and that your blog is unlocked because I do really enjoy your art.

  9. BROWNBUGZ May 24, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    Sorry to hear that. However, I kind of know your type of prose. So, don't worry. Keep writing!

    A Ladybug's Life

  10. G.D. May 24, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Oh my! I guess I missed all the excitement this weekend! I'm glad you are getting a handle on it, I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to have someone messing with your stuff. I've been offline most of the weekend so I haven't come across any weird stuff from your site, but I'll let you know if there is anything strange coming my way. – G
    PS. That doodle is 12 kinds of awesome!

  11. The Empress May 24, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    That totally sucks ass but so glad you are back up and running. I've been having lots of trouble myself with blogger the past several days. Something tells me that they haven't sorted out all of their maintenance issues from the recent blog out. …Have a great rest of the week Rabbit and much love!

  12. MicaelChadwick.com May 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    If I were to guess, Emp, I would say this has to do with them changing everything. It stared getting real fucky when they launched the new blog views not long ago – and now the launch for the new Dashboard looks like it has been pushed back…

    So I think they weren't lubed up real well before they tried to shove it up our ass.

    But that's just me.

  13. MicaelChadwick.com May 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    I think – and again, just me – that whilst trying to screw us, they slipped, tripped and fell and landed with their head up their own ass.

    It's a theory.

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